Altar Call –
Opelika-Auburn News
Walter Albritton
October 2, 2016
Small churches endure greenhorn preachers
A greenhorn is an awkward and
inexperienced person. That word fit me perfectly when I began preaching. How
people endured my preaching back then remains a mystery.
Methodists
usually start greenhorn preachers in small country churches. These churches are
the training ground for new preachers. After some years I figured out why
greenhorns are given a circuit of several small churches. Most of them only
have worship services once or twice a month so the people are spared the pain
of listening to poor preaching every Sunday.
A greenhorn at age 21, I became the pastor of
four small churches near Milstead, Alabama. I had no training. I knew nothing about how to
prepare or preach a sermon. But the people seemed to like me from the start,
probably because my first sermons were no more than ten to 15 minutes long.
The Methodist hierarchy, after asking me to read
and report on four books, had issued me a license to preach. While a student at
Auburn University I was appointed by Dr. W. F. Calhoun, superintendent of the
Montgomery District, to serve the LaPlace Circuit at
a salary of $1900 a year. They provided a parsonage and allowed me to continue
my studies at Auburn.
The
good people of those churches were not surprised that I was a babe in the
woods. All their pastors for many years had been student pastors. I was
expected me to learn on the job.
My
learning was not without its embarrassing moments. One of my churches was the
old LaPlace Church, one of the earliest Methodist
churches organized in Alabama. The church was just off Highway 80 in Shorter,
now the home of VictoryLand Greyhound Park and
gambling center. On a good Sunday 30 to 40 people showed up for worship at the LaPlace Church.
One
faithful worshiper was Wright Noble. He appeared to be a pillar of the church
so I decided one Sunday to ask him to pray. I figured I could use some help
since I was not comfortable praying or preaching.
I
learned that day never to call on someone to pray in church without asking
permission beforehand. From the pulpit, I asked politely, “Mr. Noble, will you
lead us in prayer?”
Without a moment’s hesitation, he stood up and replied in a strong, firm voice,
“I beg to be excused; that’s what we pay the preacher for!”
Embarrassed,
I stumbled through a prayer while most of my parishioners were quietly
chuckling. I have no doubt Mr. Noble was a Christian. I am sure he was a
praying man. However, I never heard him pray.
Thus
did my training for pastoral work begin. Mr. Noble and others like him made
sure that I understood why they paid my salary. There were certain things I was
expected to do, none of which was ever explained to me in a “job description.”
They were quite willing to teach me my duties in one embarrassing moment after
another.
People
pay the preacher for many reasons. Some pay him to mind his own business, which
does not include “running the church.” The explanation was plain and simple: “You
stick to preaching and we will run the church.”
In one
church I asked the church treasurer for a report on the offerings. He said, “We
are fine, preacher, just fine.” I asked, “Do you make a monthly report to the
Board?” He replied, “No, I just let everybody know if we get behind. Right now,
everything is fine.” I think he kept the church’s money in a cigar box, but I
never found out. He taught me that it was none of my business how much money
the church had collected.
Speaking
of money, I think most preachers feel like I do about being paid. I was amazed
that I could be paid to have such a great job. Our work is not drudgery and we
are not in the ministry for the money. Some of us feel that we are paid far
more than we deserve. And some of our parishioners agree!
A
retired preacher was asked by a senior pastor to join his staff as the minister
of visitation, to care for the sick and homebound.
He
replied, “You don’t have enough money to hire me to visit the hospitals. When I
was a pastor, the church paid me my full salary to visit the sick; I preached
for free!”
I
think his attitude was unique. I always felt it was a high privilege to
minister to the sick and develop strong relationships with people who were
hurting and anxious.
A
preacher gets paid to do many things. People have a thousand expectations of
their preacher. Some people feel like they are not getting their money’s worth;
others wish they could pay the pastor more.
In a
healthy church the preacher and the people work together as a team, shepherding
people with love. Key leaders trust their pastor and realize that he needs
their help; he or she cannot do everything alone. Teamwork is essential.
Over
many years I have had the joy of sharing ministry with some tremendous lay
people who were servants of Christ. They were in my balcony pulling for me and
praying for me. My gratitude for those teammates is boundless.
But
my most profound gratitude is for the dear country saints who tolerated this
greenhorn when I knew nothing and lovingly encouraged me to believe that I
could learn how to do the work of a pastor. I am forever in their debt. + + +